Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument
when they are right and you need to shut up.


Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just
been given 5 more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.


Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This
means "something" and you should be on your
toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually
end in "fine".


Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!


Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she
thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is
wasting her time standing here and arguing with
you over "Nothing".


That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that
woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means
that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your
mistake.


Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female
vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not
question it, just say you're welcome and back out
of the room slowly.



BEHIND EVERY
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF


A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER


I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN
ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW
TO COMBINE MARRIAGE
AND A CAREER


COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST
BETTER RICH


WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW
TO USE IT


OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME


And last but not least:


IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN